Jeremy Doku

[paulchapo]

Agreed. He’s the Belgian Martyn Margetson.

Please don't mention that name it still gives me nightmares. Too small for a keeper. He'd dive for easy shots you thought he'd saved, only to see it nestled in the net as it somehow squirmed through or under his body, it defied logic at times. I still remember him throwing the ball to Sheron for a free kick in that vital game against QPR, who promptly banged it into the net before anybody realised it had happened. A horrible excuse for a keeper.

 

[oakiecokie]

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Fuck me thats one big can of tuna.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

He's exciting to watch but his end product isn't very polished. In my opinion, he'll take time to adapt to our play while improving his passing, crossing and finishing.

But the rest of his attributes you can't coach which is why he's perfect for Pep to mould into something special.

Sounds a bit like our Kyle! The number of times I said to neighbours on Saturday that if he could only cross a ball and gamble on getting past the full back matched near enough Cole Palmer's squad number.

 

[ford7]

Doku Haaland Palmer

 

[TonyM]

Reminds me a lot of Raheem Sterling

Fabrizio Romano? No way.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

KDB is our Belgian Willo Flood.

Nay, when KdB turned up I thought 'Thank Fuck! We've got another Peter Dobing!"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Please don't mention that name it still gives me nightmares. Too small for a keeper. He'd dive for easy shots you thought he'd saved, only to see it nestled in the net as it somehow squirmed through or under his body, it defied logic at times. I still remember him throwing the ball to Sheron for a free kick in that vital game against QPR, who promptly banged it into the net before anybody realised it had happened. A horrible excuse for a keeper.

Went on to be a goalkeeper coach for England! Not sure what skills he was able to pass on.

 

[paulchapo]

Went on to be a goalkeeper coach for England! Not sure what skills he was able to pass on!

I was genuinely gobsmacked when I heard that.

 

[malg]

Erling Haaland arrived at the Etihad Stadium from Dortmund for a fee of €60 million (£52m / $62.6m). Man City won out ahead of a number of other clubs who were also willing to pay a similar price, including Real Madrid and Bayern Munich, according to reports.

;)

Bollocks. It was actually £123.57m with the hidden add-ons and agents fees....

 

[jimharri]

Wish Samaras could have taken on a man this much..

To be fair, I wasn't directly comparing Samaras to Doku. I was recalling how people were getting excited about a player based on video clips on YouTube.