Jeremy Doku

[peter.evans]

I was at the airport pub (having a good meal) spotted his plane land, can confirm it was Doku, put both middle fingers up at me through the window, obviously signaling his new number 11.. Was wearing a bucket hat and came in for a pint, top lad!

It was when you said you were having a good meal we new you were lying !

 

[Keeper!]

I was at the airport pub (having a good meal) spotted his plane land, can confirm it was Doku, put both middle fingers up at me through the window, obviously signaling his new number 11.. Was wearing a bucket hat and came in for a pint, top lad!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

1st one to bite

Here's a tip buddy when posting a Clarkie and a good one, try not to ruin it 1 minute later.. that could have gone on and on. :)

 

[Match Fixer]

Has someone the talent to polish this up?

Song for Jerom by sIMPLE mINDS

Hey Hey Hey Hey
Doku, forget about me
Doh doh, doh, Doku forget it's City,

Will you finish above us? will you fook, no matter how much you chuck,
the Rags keep falling, the rags keep falling Down, down, down
do you recognize em, the men in black taking up their slack,
the rags keep cheating,
cos they ain't competing
Down, down, down, down
as you call my name,
it's a Pep Ball game,
singing pure treble champions, champions
pure treble champions, champions
as they call our name, City win the game & the
Rags keep falling, rags keep falling
Down, down, down, down

 

[not my fault!]

Has someone the talent to polish this up?

Song for Jerom by sIMPLE mINDS

Hey Hey Hey Hey
Doku, forget about me
Doh doh, doh, Doku forget it's City,

Will you finish above us? will you fook, no matter how much you chuck,
the Rags keep falling, the rags keep falling Down, down, down
do you recognize em, the men in black taking up their slack,
the rags keep cheating,
cos they ain't competing
Down, down, down, down
as you call my name,
it's a Pep Ball game,
singing pure treble champions, champions
pure treble champions, champions
as they call our name, City win the game & the
Rags keep falling, rags keep falling
Down, down, down, down

Nice but it has to be Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

jeremy Doku
scored today

 

[BringBackSwales]

Has someone the talent to polish this up?

Song for Jerom by sIMPLE mINDS

Hey Hey Hey Hey
Doku, forget about me
Doh doh, doh, Doku forget it's City,

Will you finish above us? will you fook, no matter how much you chuck,
the Rags keep falling, the rags keep falling Down, down, down
do you recognize em, the men in black taking up their slack,
the rags keep cheating,
cos they ain't competing
Down, down, down, down
as you call my name,
it's a Pep Ball game,
singing pure treble champions, champions
pure treble champions, champions
as they call our name, City win the game & the
Rags keep falling, rags keep falling
Down, down, down, down

No

 

[Coatigan]

Nice but it has to be Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

jeremy Doku
scored today

Ever since it was first mentioned (can't remember who it was), every time I see this thread bumped, in my head I sing Jeremy Doku to that tune. Can't help it.
It was like that with Cucurella to shoot the runner last year as well. Once it's in there, it's in there.

 

[bobom]

To the song Iko Iko by the Dixie Cups

Guardiola told Mansour
Sit-tin' by the fire.

Guardiola told Mansour
'I'm gonna set the league on fire.'

Talkin' 'bout, Hey now! (Hey now)
Hey now! (Hey now) Doku, Doku, I say

Jerome's got the pace and skills,
To win the match today.

 

[BlueDejong]

already love this guy

 

[Akira]

Hilarious stuff, especially with the fake bodyguard. :D