jeremy kyle

Broken Britain epitomised. I know its junk tv and to be watched for amusement, but I end up getting agitated by everyone on it. I end up despairing for society. Ive learned that for the sake of my health its best I give Kyle a miss
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
Me and the Mrs watch this programme regularly.

Loving those DNA/Lie detector test results...
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I don't know why they want these DNA tests, with the kippers I've seen on there they'd be better off having a fucking eye test.
 
Electric Blue said:
very clever fella that JK imo
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He's clever but he's got no class whatsoever. It's easy to make money by exploiting the system (Jade Goody knew exactly what she was doing when she went on Big Brother) but I'd rather be poor and honourable than wealthy and insincere. Jeremy Kyle isn't interested in helping these people. They just pay for his lifestyle.
 
I love the youtube clip of him getting hit on the head with an envelope, even messes up his barnet!! I would post link but at work.
 
XxRachXx said:
Been off work for two days and have had the pleasure of watching this ... Don't think ive ever seen a normal looking person on it!!!!!!!

Why when it is so shit can i not stop watching it ..
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Stop it! Now!
Hateful man.
 
Found out last night that a secondary school mate's family has been on a couple of months since. Feel sorry for him, he's one of the decent ones of a family full of black sheep. I knew it would happen one day though, growing up in Accrington, that I'd personally know some Jeremy Kyle guests.
 
The fact that his name is now used widely as rhyming slang for piles is proof that everybody has something to offer in this world.
He has found his contribution.
 
Found out yesterday my mate is on it in the new year, already been filmed and they've sent him to the priory costing £30k for cocaine addiction. Looking forward to the one and only time I will watch it
 
mekonmcfc said:
Found out yesterday my mate is on it in the new year, already been filmed and they've sent him to the priory costing £30k for cocaine addiction. Looking forward to the one and only time I will watch it
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A ''mate'', eh? Riiight.


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BimboBob said:
2sheikhs said:
The fact that his name is now used widely as rhyming slang for piles is proof that everybody has something to offer in this world.
He has found his contribution.
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Not round 'ere it isn't.


Still Nobby's as far as I know. Or Farmer's.
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GDM calls them 'Chalfonts', after Chalfont St Giles, where I believe he maintains a pied a terre for when he is out of town.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
BimboBob said:
2sheikhs said:
The fact that his name is now used widely as rhyming slang for piles is proof that everybody has something to offer in this world.
He has found his contribution.
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Not round 'ere it isn't.


Still Nobby's as far as I know. Or Farmer's.
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GDM calls them 'Chalfonts', after Chalfont St Giles, where I believe he maintains a pied a terre for when he is out of town.
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It's a name I use as well when I'm hob knobing in those sort of circles. What, what.
 
jimharri said:
mekonmcfc said:
Found out yesterday my mate is on it in the new year, already been filmed and they've sent him to the priory costing £30k for cocaine addiction. Looking forward to the one and only time I will watch it
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A ''mate'', eh? Riiight.

Ha ha defo not me, he's putting pics on Facebook of what a great time he's having, with his new mates

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