jeremy kyle

nijinsky's fetlocks said:
BimboBob said:
2sheikhs said:
The fact that his name is now used widely as rhyming slang for piles is proof that everybody has something to offer in this world.
He has found his contribution.

Not round 'ere it isn't.


Still Nobby's as far as I know. Or Farmer's.

GDM calls them 'Chalfonts', after Chalfont St Giles, where I believe he maintains a pied a terre for when he is out of town.
I sold my pad there upon hearing that awfully common man, Noel Gallagher, had moved into the area in the 1990's.
 
XxRachXx said:
Been off work for two days and have had the pleasure of watching this ... Don't think ive ever seen a normal looking person on it!!!!!!!

Why when it is so shit can i not stop watching it ..

Do you fancy going on it Rach we could concoct a story right here in the cellar and right in I'm sure we could have a good old laugh. I'm sure there would be a few willing posters who' d love interest for the purposes of the show of course.
 
It makes me feel better about my life watching it to know there are people worse off then me a perfect pick-me-up!
 
Mike D said:
XxRachXx said:
Been off work for two days and have had the pleasure of watching this ... Don't think ive ever seen a normal looking person on it!!!!!!!

Why when it is so shit can i not stop watching it ..

Do you fancy going on it Rach we could concoct a story right here in the cellar and right in I'm sure we could have a good old laugh. I'm sure there would be a few willing posters who' d love interest for the purposes of the show of course.

Whats our story then ??
 
XxRachXx said:
Mike D said:
XxRachXx said:
Been off work for two days and have had the pleasure of watching this ... Don't think ive ever seen a normal looking person on it!!!!!!!

Why when it is so shit can i not stop watching it ..

Do you fancy going on it Rach we could concoct a story right here in the cellar and right in I'm sure we could have a good old laugh. I'm sure there would be a few willing posters who' d love interest for the purposes of the show of course.

Whats our story then ??


Who knows but your front two teeth need to be knocked out first
 
mayo31 said:
XxRachXx said:
Mike D said:
Do you fancy going on it Rach we could concoct a story right here in the cellar and right in I'm sure we could have a good old laugh. I'm sure there would be a few willing posters who' d love interest for the purposes of the show of course.

Whats our story then ??


Who knows but your front two teeth need to be knocked out first

Mine or his i can do his ;)
 
XxRachXx said:
mayo31 said:
XxRachXx said:
Mine or his i can do his ;)


I hear his are all ready like gravestones so it's yours now

Can i not just go in pj pants with uggs and a hoody and tn cap ???

You need tattoos on your hand and neck with a track suit top and leggings with your belly hanging out
 
Tueartsoverhead kick said:
XxRachXx said:
mayo31 said:
I hear his are all ready like gravestones so it's yours now

Can i not just go in pj pants with uggs and a hoody and tn cap ???

You need tattoos on your hand and neck with a track suit top and leggings with your belly hanging out

I can do the leggings with belly out , and could draw my own tats ;)
 
XxRachXx said:
Tueartsoverhead kick said:
XxRachXx said:
Can i not just go in pj pants with uggs and a hoody and tn cap ???

You need tattoos on your hand and neck with a track suit top and leggings with your belly hanging out

I can do the leggings with belly out , and could draw my own tats ;)

Sounds good and I could colour a few of your front teeth in black felt tip :)
 
Tueartsoverhead kick said:
XxRachXx said:
Tueartsoverhead kick said:
You need tattoos on your hand and neck with a track suit top and leggings with your belly hanging out

I can do the leggings with belly out , and could draw my own tats ;)

Sounds good and I could colour a few of your front teeth in black felt tip :)

I could suck up a biro that will do the trick !!
 
XxRachXx said:
Tueartsoverhead kick said:
XxRachXx said:
I can do the leggings with belly out , and could draw my own tats ;)

Sounds good and I could colour a few of your front teeth in black felt tip :)

I could suck up a biro that will do the trick !!

Good thinking , all you need now are either some equally ugly family members or friends !!
 
Rascal said:
Dreadful TV that actually demonises the working class and establishs percieved norms of behaviour that have become mainstream and damaging.

I have never seen anybody on that programme who works, or has any intention of doing so.
 
Mustard Dave said:
Rascal said:
Dreadful TV that actually demonises the working class and establishs percieved norms of behaviour that have become mainstream and damaging.

I have never seen anybody on that programme who works, or has any intention of doing so.

You must work nights or shifts then to watch it, do not tell us you sky plus it
 
Fucking love it! Gets far too much criticism, but its cracking TV.
 

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