Jibbing in (aka Tailgating)

I still have the scar on my hand when I last jumped a turnstile at Hull back in the day. The operator grabbed me but I got through only to find a deep gash on my hand. He must have had long nails.
 
Loads did it for the semi against the rags 2011 :)
I jibbed in against the scum last time. I had a ticket for the other end but wanted to be with my daughter and sister. Wembley is so fucking easy. But with these new laws coming into practice,it'll certainly make a few think twice.
 
On the train to Euston this morning, daughter couldn’t travel with us as she had a uni exam so I got her a later train (leaving a spare) conductor comes down checking tickets & a fella was trying to do the old asleep number, turns out he never had a ticket so I bailed him out, conductor was fuming, but not half as bad as me when he told me 5 minutes later he’s a rag & making his way to the Bournemouth game :\
The little fuckin toe rag!
 
On the train to Euston this morning, daughter couldn’t travel with us as she had a uni exam so I got her a later train (leaving a spare) conductor comes down checking tickets & a fella was trying to do the old asleep number, turns out he never had a ticket so I bailed him out, conductor was fuming, but not half as bad as me when he told me 5 minutes later he’s a rag & making his way to the Bournemouth game :\
Should have slapped the shitbag while he was asleep!
 
Maine Rd was jibbing in heaven , my dad hardly ever paid for a game for me and my brother , could always squeeze two in the turnstile or dodgy geezer on the turnstile used to charge a quid , happy days.
I remember my dad picking me up and saying to the bloke, he's a kid. For years we did that. In the end I had to say no more dad, I'm 29. Embarrassing.
 
On the train to Euston this morning, daughter couldn’t travel with us as she had a uni exam so I got her a later train (leaving a spare) conductor comes down checking tickets & a fella was trying to do the old asleep number, turns out he never had a ticket so I bailed him out, conductor was fuming, but not half as bad as me when he told me 5 minutes later he’s a rag & making his way to the Bournemouth game :\
would like to think you make the conductor aware that he didn't have a ticket once you found out he was a rag. only joking no one likes a grass. although i hope the rag sorted you out ££
 
Is taking the wooden gates off at grounds like Oldham still allowed, or is that classed as ‘jibbing in’ now?
Or pushing the metal gates down and crushing the hot dog vendor on the other side of them in the process. Suppose we classed it as collateral!
 
We arrived at the wrong end of Bayern’s stadium for the CL QF three years ago. My son decided he couldn’t be arsed walking round to our turnstiles so he vaulted over the turnstiles and legged it with three Germans in close pursuit. Does it count as jibbing in if you actually have a ticket?
He also jibbed into the final two years earlier in Porto by tailgating some stadium workers with a fake pass round his neck. Ended up in the Chelsea end though.
 

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