Jim Davidson is back!

[brooklandsblue2.0]

brooklandsblue2.0 reminds me of Ignatius J. Reilly. In a bad way.

Well I'm sure like the mighty Ignatius, one of literature's funniest ever characters, brooky sees off topic as a place where he is regularly assailed by the titular 'Confederacy Of Dunces'.
Both see themselves as men born in the wrong era of history and feel personally affronted by the depravity of modern life.
Both have/had an apparently 'colourful' work history.
I suspect that both have a similarly unsatisfactory romantic life, resulting in hours on end lying in bed pulling their pisser.
But brooky likes Jim Davidson, an openly racist comedian.
Didn't Reilly, on the other hand, lead a disastrous and pointless attempted revolt by the black workers at the trousers factory? Which failed in part because none of the old black ladies he was trying to rally into revolutionary fervour would touch his spunk-stained bed sheet onto which he had painted a banner.
So while they are both fictional comedy characters, Reilly ultimately proves to be the better man, in my opinion.
In TV parlance, brooky appears to have 'jumped the shark' with this effort.
Great reference, though, bozo

So far from the truth its so fucking tragic..... especially the 'romantic life' superior mate. Superior.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Well I'm sure like the mighty Ignatius, one of literature's funniest ever characters, brooky sees off topic as a place where he is regularly assailed by the titular 'Confederacy Of Dunces'.
Both see themselves as men born in the wrong era of history and feel personally affronted by the depravity of modern life.
Both have/had an apparently 'colourful' work history.
I suspect that both have a similarly unsatisfactory romantic life, resulting in hours on end lying in bed pulling their pisser.
But brooky likes Jim Davidson, an openly racist comedian.
Didn't Reilly, on the other hand, lead a disastrous and pointless attempted revolt by the black workers at the trousers factory? Which failed in part because none of the old black ladies he was trying to rally into revolutionary fervour would touch his spunk-stained bed sheet onto which he had painted a banner.
So while they are both fictional comedy characters, Reilly ultimately proves to be the better man, in my opinion.
In TV parlance, brooky appears to have 'jumped the shark' with this effort.
Great reference, though, bozo

So far from the truth its so fucking tragic..... especially the 'romantic life' superior mate. Superior.

I've just worked it out. You actually ARE Jim Davidson. It explains an awful lot, it really does.

 

[slicky202]

Well I'm sure like the mighty Ignatius, one of literature's funniest ever characters, brooky sees off topic as a place where he is regularly assailed by the titular 'Confederacy Of Dunces'.
Both see themselves as men born in the wrong era of history and feel personally affronted by the depravity of modern life.
Both have/had an apparently 'colourful' work history.
I suspect that both have a similarly unsatisfactory romantic life, resulting in hours on end lying in bed pulling their pisser.
But brooky likes Jim Davidson, an openly racist comedian.
Didn't Reilly, on the other hand, lead a disastrous and pointless attempted revolt by the black workers at the trousers factory? Which failed in part because none of the old black ladies he was trying to rally into revolutionary fervour would touch his spunk-stained bed sheet onto which he had painted a banner.
So while they are both fictional comedy characters, Reilly ultimately proves to be the better man, in my opinion.
In TV parlance, brooky appears to have 'jumped the shark' with this effort.
Great reference, though, bozo

So far from the truth its so fucking tragic..... especially the 'romantic life' superior mate. Superior.

you get plenty of action then BB2.0?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

So far from the truth its so fucking tragic..... especially the 'romantic life' superior mate. Superior.

you get plenty of action then BB2.0?

Action? He's been married four times.

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[pominoz]

Tell you what it,stopped me in my tracks for abit,only abit though.

That wasn't my intention mate, as I said it was off topic. Carry on.

The morning after the night before.
I meant "obviously",obviously ;-)

"Too much of anything is bad,but too much of good whisky is barely enough"
(Mark Twain)

 

[denislawsbackheel]

So far from the truth its so fucking tragic..... especially the 'romantic life' superior mate. Superior.

you get plenty of action then BB2.0?

sadly, since Manchester council's austerity measures he's limited to parks.

 

[Bozo]

brooklandsblue2.0 reminds me of Ignatius J. Reilly. In a bad way.

Well I'm sure like the mighty Ignatius, one of literature's funniest ever characters, brooky sees off topic as a place where he is regularly assailed by the titular 'Confederacy Of Dunces'.
Both see themselves as men born in the wrong era of history and feel personally affronted by the depravity of modern life.
Both have/had an apparently 'colourful' work history.
I suspect that both have a similarly unsatisfactory romantic life, resulting in hours on end lying in bed pulling their pisser.
But brooky likes Jim Davidson, an openly racist comedian.
Didn't Reilly, on the other hand, lead a disastrous and pointless attempted revolt by the black workers at the trousers factory? Which failed in part because none of the old black ladies he was trying to rally into revolutionary fervour would touch his spunk-stained bed sheet onto which he had painted a banner.
So while they are both fictional comedy characters, Reilly ultimately proves to be the better man, in my opinion.
In TV parlance, brooky appears to have 'jumped the shark' with this effort.
Great reference, though, bozo

You've gone on my Special Love List, Longsight, and a wonderful literary dissection, might I add! I hope to God that Brooklands is in fact a fictional character. He sounds like the kind of person who owns a butter dish.

 

[Anonymous]

no-one falls for bb2.0. it's the way he masquerades his racism through the medium of wum that gets peoples goat.

 

[tueartsboots]

no-one falls for bb2.0. it's the way he masquerades his racism through the medium of wum that gets peoples goat.

Disliking the 1500m, 3000m and Marathon does NOT make him racist