Jo Caption Competition

[Bunk]

 

[oakiecokie]

You`ve found my hair straightners !!
Thank fuck for that !!

 

[City Raider]

i can play this game with my eyes shut...the problems start when i open them

 

[svennis pennis]

"Thanks for all your support whilst I wear the shirt."

Or

"I'll take the blame again lads, we didn't win and I know bluemoons window lockers will need a whipping boy."

 

[Bunk]

Look what I found in my arse, its been there for the last 90 minutes!

 

[Cobwebcat]

"If I insert this up the manager's arse he might pick me again"

 

[alibobs36]

'see this thing on the end of my thumb,its the only thing i have a chance of scoring with (as well as counting all my £20 notes)

 

[cityboy1]

maybe if i keep smiling and putting my thumb up no 1 will notice im not actually a footballer

 

[Stuuuuuu]

"What's that boss? Get on the pitch and keep giving the ball away, then take an embarrassing dive and hold my face for 5 minutes? Sure thing!"

 

[paphos-mcfc]

'Another player just breathed on my thumb'