Jo Caption Competition

[HolisticJim]

'Who is this....side show Bob?'

 

[Balti]

 

[Born to be a blue]

IM going to score this many goals this year (and that one will be offside)

 

[Andouble]

"sorry next time I'll stay onside"

 

[Bobby4Mayor]

Jo:So your saying all I have to do is give away the ball, go offside, miss the net, lose headers to people several feet shorter than me, dive, wander the field senselessly, and you'll pay me thousands of dollars a week?

Bobby: Yup, thats the deal! What do you say Joey?

 

[penguins4kompany]

That's good Crack, man.

 

[Aussie!]

Yes ! Just scored!! loljks Im Jo.

 

[GREATMADMAN]

I can count with my thumb the amount of goals i've scored for city in the league

 

[buckshot]

This is how many goals I would score if I ever opened my eyes.

 

[Dubai Blue]

"I know!!! £70k a week for being THIS shit. Unbelievable innit?"