Joao Cancelo assaulted by 4 people in home invasion

[Elbow beards]

Press have learned sweet fuck all then about alerting criminals to our multi-millionaire football squad’s travel itinerary.

Apart from being able to just look at a fixture list and see who's playing away?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not bad for a warm up.

A head in the vice until the eyeballs pop would have to feature somewhere.

Saw vibes to finish them off.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We need more pool tables in youth clubs and we all need to hug a hoodie.

What we actually need is for people to value society again.

 

[jonny689]

Sentences have never been tougher. It doesn’t seem to be working…

Do you have any proof of this?

Vast majority of criminals don’t even get caught for these type of offences at the moment, some aren’t even investigated as we’ve seen with our police force going into special measures recently for poor performance.

Let’s just hope Joao and his family can move on from this horrible incident and put it behind them.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Top lad.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Do you have any proof of this?

Vast majority of criminals don’t even get caught for these type of offences at the moment, some aren’t even investigated as we’ve seen with our police force going into special measures recently for poor performance.

Let’s just hope Joao and his family can move on from this horrible incident and put it behind them.

11 straight years of austerity have caused that.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Happening far too often this and not just to footballers it’s everyday working people too, it’s time to review our judicial system and overhaul completely. These rats out committing crimes like this simply have no fear of the consequences and until they do it will get worse and society is just going to continue to decline.

Austerity, police cuts and soft justice are to blame the only way I could see us turning things around are a stronger and more fairly backed police, harsh sentences and zero tolerance to these sorts of violent crimes.

The problem is you’d get too much resistance from the far left social justice warriors who weirdly seem to side with criminal perpetrators over innocent victims. It’s just a completely backwards and regressive society we’re living in unfortunately imo and it’s riddled with absolute scum bags.

You only have to look at the criminal record of those two clowns from Bolton who won £4m on a scratch card purchased with a stolen bank card. One of them had over 70 convictions. Does there not come a point when it’s just better to accept that some people are beyond help.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Do you have any proof of this?

Vast majority of criminals don’t even get caught for these type of offences at the moment, some aren’t even investigated as we’ve seen with our police force going into special measures recently for poor performance.

Let’s just hope Joao and his family can move on from this horrible incident and put it behind them.

@gordondaviesmoustache can elaborate if he is willing an sober enough!

 

[M18CTID]

Saw vibes to finish them off.

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Was just thinking of that exact scene!

 

[chesterbells]

I thought the squad all stayed down south after brentford?

Dunno mate, but either way, I don’t think that’s the sort of info that should be in the public domain in advance anyway.

I’m also surprised if the club (or players themselves) don’t all pay for security at their properties on/around matchdays, esp away ones.