Joao Cancelo

[Sir peace frog]

Soya milk these days my good chap.

my daughter is a vegan , i had no milk the other day so I made my brew with some of that shite she uses, fucking hangin ,fucking almond milk.

 

[Sir peace frog]

mods must be on holiday, wonder if the **** word works :)

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Cancelo`s got a lot to answer to for the state of this fucking thread.

 

[TikiTaka]

Men eat chips with gravy, pussies eat what you described.

Ma man... I wouldn’t want to bump into you in one of Manchester’s dark alleys.

gravy was too lumpy, pep went fucking mad,he threw his puddin against the wall steak and kidney everywhere,all over the new contract,it has to get rewritten, so it will be tomorrow now

I hate it when that happens.

 

[blueinsa]

mods must be on holiday, wonder if the **** word works :)

You have to use a trigger word mate.

Brexit.

There you go that will have woken them up ;-)

 

[George Hannah]

Yeah it's a bit strange but we used to like that in India. Haha.

As someone who has frequented the settlements of Minnesota, desperately seeking a boiled egg or salad not covered in blue cheese paste, can I humbly suggest that the gastronomy of Manchester may have more to offer than you suspect.

 

[cptnemo]

no it doesn't depend where you are from, its a fucking barm, doesn't matter if you are in Manchester or MILAN

BARM !

I thought it was a Cob :)

 

[Stoned Rose]

Soya milk these days my good chap.

Gwaan rudebwoi.

 

[Uffa]

barmcake,its a bread eeerm barmcake ,looks like a turtle without legs made of bread,you put chips and brown sauce on it,weirdos call it a muffin,but a muffin has blueberries in it and is sweet, barmcakes aren't , capiche

I agree with your definition of muffin, we call them muffin(s) here, too.
As for barmcake, I looked up some pics on google and it looks like some normal bread for burgers.

 

[SouthStandStander]

Do you guys mix milk with tea or is tea without milk more common in the UK?
I would also like to know why people in UK talk a lot about chips and gravy? Is it very popular?

Yeah chips and gravy is a northern England thing. Beef gravy though. Not that chicken gravy crap.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

no it doesn't depend where you are from, its a fucking barm, doesn't matter if you are in Manchester or MILAN

BARM !

Breadist.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I remember how confused my 14 yo-self was when my English hosting family in the summer called me in the dining room for tea at 5.30 - 6 pm and I found dinner on the table. I heard that Brits often had a cup of tea at 5 pm so I just assumed that was what it was.
Also eating dinner so early took a bit of time to get used to.

Bloody heathen ;-)

 

[SouthStandStander]

And never, ever, put milk in the cup first! Always goes in after the teabag is out !

Milk first when making coffee. Rules

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Ma man... I wouldn’t want to bump into you in one of Manchester’s dark alleys.



I hate it when that happens.

Why not?
I'd buy you a pint.

 

[Uffa]

Bloody heathen ;-)

8 - 9 pm is the right time.

 

[Uffa]

Milk first when making coffee. Rules

Why, why would you do this?

 

[SouthStandStander]

Why, why would you do this?

Otherwise the boiling water burns the coffee

Mean when making with coffee granuals not the filtered kind

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

8 - 9 pm is the right time.

Think most of us eat a lot later, if we're on holiday, overseas.
When in Rome and all that.

 

[moh]

Otherwise the boiling water burns the coffee

I wouldn't want to be seen to be having an opinion about this statement but this is complete and utter horseshit

 

[mccity]

How come them golfing blokes have tee all the time?