Job satisfaction or a means to an end:

quiet_riot said:
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So to conclude my post is as bad as being horribly chargrilled and then immediatly transfered onto an S2 neuriological ward.
I just read it back then edited for syntax and to be honest it doesn't look non too bad mate.
Are you a fisher of men because I tell you this much laddie you will have to get out of your sweaty viper pit early if you want to make me bite.
 
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prestonibbo_mcfc said:
You obviously like the human interaction. Why not set up your own escort agency.
I have just finished watching a program on how this works. Take a gander at "Mr. Jolly lives next door".
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You can be my first client Preston and do call me Babs.

 
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WEMBLEY76 said:
Never fancied being a taxi driver..don't like people talking behind my back.
Jack Duckworth,Corrie circa 1997
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A chap in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.

The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, just wanted to ask you something."
Taxi driver says "Not your fault Sir. It's my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years".
 
I would like to apologise unreservedly for whinging yesterday because I got Gatsoed.
Things always look better the following day like the Sunshine After The Rain.
I have around 65 days to cough up plus the money will be reinvested back into road safety which falls very close to my heart.
There will be a lot of civilian Jo-soaps on this course alongside a couple of us profesional lads.
If the course can sharpen their skills then all power to the instructors elbow.
Shocking vehicle control I see day in day out from these eratic drivers which frightens me and makes me thankful I have advanced driver skills under my belt from the DVLA.
Yes I have incurred a possible prosecution pending for going a couple of miles over the limit but it's the first one in eight years and in that time I have travelled hundreds of thousand of miles.

Tonight was really different though and what a difference a day can make.Incredible simply incredible.
I had no time to limber up when the first of many runs came in fast and furiously.
Distance runs are the most promising as they eat into the hours and a Blackburn Blast was never going to be sniffed at.
The Moorland over Grane is quite spectaculour with shrub forestation eqsquisite reservoirs that branch out onto open terrain and pasture.
Travelling oe'r vales and hills into villages and hamlets like the quinisential Worsthorne trapped into the eschelons of time and space.
Tonight we fused as man and machine in search of fiscal recompense.
No need to check odometers or be spacialy aware of camera traps because driving for hire and reward had now become second nature.
Even the Cliental ambience was fabulous with much banter and reposte carrying us all into dawns early light.
We even sang to Ed Sheeren on our trip back from the Stall (rawtenstall)
Interaction is everything and a happy cab is a healthy cab is a profitable cab.

If your having a bad day at work Moon people then just open up and talk to someone.
Sometimes just sometimes that grass ain't greener.
I adore my job and cannot think of anything else I would sooner do.
I cant wait for Sundays shift to begin.I feel blessed really I do.
Best job in the land in all the world.

Here's Camp Granada:

 
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