Well they were puppets. Stringray great typo.I do wish to be pedantic, you fucked that up mate.
Well they were puppets. Stringray great typo.I do wish to be pedantic, you fucked that up mate.
I have shagged a few that resemble beached whales too :)To be fair it is always best to come on land for a shag as the cold water makes your willy as small as @snorky
I wish to retract my pedantry in the light of fresh evidence.Well they were puppets. Stringray great typo.
I was about to report this post for being mysogenist, but tbf the fat ones need love too and are often more grateful.I have shagged a few that resemble beached whales too :)
Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.I was about to report this post for being mysogenist, but tbf the fat ones need love too and are often more grateful.
BMR is the student, you are the Master.Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.
'Animal vegatable or mineral, I will do anything to anything' :)
And I don't need a shovel :)BMR is the student, you are the Master.
I dispute 'even a rag once'. It is my understanding that it was several times.Porkers, gings, munters, even a rag once.
'Animal vegatable or mineral, I will do anything to anything' :)
I dispute 'even a rag once'. It is my understanding that it was several times.
As my mother used to say 'how could you'
My mate lent me his Scorcher & Score stack. I only remember two stories. Jack of United who played in red. Jimmy of City who played in blue ish. Obviously, the legendary "Billy's Boots" was the best of the lot?I got TV21 every week -and then I discovered “Scorcher” and Football and MCFC took a firm grip!!