joe hart

[stony]

Lights blue touch paper and retires to a safe distance.

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/joe-hart-joke-head-coke-head-or-crooked.html?m=1,

Joe Hart's Methods

1) Waiting for a long through ball that will fall short of his penalty area, racing out but mis-timing run allowing attacker to lob him or slot the ball past him (eg Chelsea yesterday, Aston Villa and CSKA Moscow).
2) Letting saveable shots through weak hands, particularly on his near post (eg Scotland and FC Bayern).
3) Screaming wildly at his defensive wall on dangerous free kicks prior to misplacing the wall and, for that matter, himself (eg Aston Villa and Manchester United in 2-3 defeat last season).
4) Transferring weight onto the wrong foot so appears flat-footed and stationary as the ball enters the net (eg Southampton away last year).
5) Failing to stay on his line or to come for a cross before flailing his wrong arm at the resulting headers as they pass him (Wigan in the FA Cup Final and Eire).

Generally, these "errors" result in restorative performances in the next match.
And this is the rub with dodgy goalkeepers.
If their underperformances and mistakes are occasional and random then we are looking at one issue...
... if such errors and lack of professionalism are in very very key events then we are looking at an entirely different issue

I agree with all of that, everything on that list has been cause for concern for at least 12 months and is often the talking point amongst the lads I sit in and around.
Something needs to change with Joe because what he does in training, and what he brings to the team just ain't working.

Do you agree with their conclusion also ? Because they are saying it's all deliberate, and someone is making a lot of money from Joe's mistakes.

 

[TGR]

Lights blue touch paper and retires to a safe distance.

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/joe-hart-joke-head-coke-head-or-crooked.html?m=1,

I just can't buy that. No way. No how. Not now. Not ever. Just no.

 

[Phil1]

I agree with all of that, everything on that list has been cause for concern for at least 12 months and is often the talking point amongst the lads I sit in and around.
Something needs to change with Joe because what he does in training, and what he brings to the team just ain't working.

Do you agree with their conclusion also ? Because they are saying it's all deliberate, and someone is making a lot of money from Joe's mistakes.

Nope, check my edit.

 

[stony]

Lights blue touch paper and retires to a safe distance.

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/joe-hart-joke-head-coke-head-or-crooked.html?m=1,

I just can't buy that. No way. No how. Not now. Not ever. Just no.

It's worrying that he's become so error prone that some people can take it to mean he's bent.<br /><br />-- Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:57 pm --<br /><br />

Lights blue touch paper and retires to a safe distance.

http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/joe-hart-joke-head-coke-head-or-crooked.html?m=1,

What's your take on that PB ?

 

[Len Rum]

Oh we are singing.... Give Pants a chance... Oh we are singing, please give Pants a chance!!

Let's go all the way.

Everybody's talkin' 'bout
David Silva, Kun Aguero ,Jimmy Milner
Jesus Navas, Gael Clichy, Edin Dzeko
Joey Hart, Joey Hart, Joey Joey Hart

All we are sayin' is give Pants a chance...... all we are sayin' is give Pants a chance.

 

[Anonymous]

So now we're giving credence to the notion Hart may be bent ?

Oh dear ... today really has been bottom of the barrel Monday on Bluemoon.

 

[Phil1]

So now we're giving credence to the notion Hart may be bent ?

Oh dear ... today really has been bottom of the barrel Monday on Bluemoon.

I don't think anyone on here has said he's bent. Just responding to the blog, in fact so far everyone has said its nonsense. I do agree with the points made before they tried to sensationalise the article, it kinda became gobbledygook at that point.

 

[stony]

So now we're giving credence to the notion Hart may be bent ?

Oh dear ... today really has been bottom of the barrel Monday on Bluemoon.

I don't anyone has done that. Can you point out where someone has ?

 

[Anonymous]

So now we're giving credence to the notion Hart may be bent ?

Oh dear ... today really has been bottom of the barrel Monday on Bluemoon.

I don't anyone has done that. Can you point out where someone has ?

Well ... you for one.

PB has just posted a very interesting blog on the Hart thread. Basically accusing him of being bent(the blog not PB)

If by very interesting you mean "absolute pile of shit" then my apologies. Otherwise my point stands.

 

[cibaman]

So now we're giving credence to the notion Hart may be bent ?

Oh dear ... today really has been bottom of the barrel Monday on Bluemoon.

I don't anyone has done that. Can you point out where someone has ?

Doesn't posting the article give it credence?

If it had been posted in a thread about daft conspiracy theories, the moon landing being faked, Prince Phillip ordering Princess Di's death etc then fair enough. But it wasn't, it was posted in a serious, or as serious as internet forum debates go, discussion about Hart's lack of form.