Joey Barton’s autobiography

Barton is typical of the scouse race.
An overly developed sense of their own importance and cleverness.
They see themselves as outsiders and they are, but not for the reasons they think.
 
SK14BLUE said:
"The reason I'm successful is that I work hard. I'm more intelligent than about 97% of the British Isles. If anything football has held me back. If I wasn't a footballer I'd be still more successful than 97% of youse. Still harder working than 97% of youse. Still living life not just taking part. Some of you want to get off you arse's and take part in life. Before you know it you will be dead and know one will even know u existed"
Joey/Joe Baryons own words. Incoherent, unarticulated ramblings of a genius.****
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Seeing as how the 'british isles' is pretty much all comprised of Rock, sand, water and vegetation, I'm not surprised that Joey is in the top 3% intelligence bracket...
 
He comes across as a twat, but I thought he was a talented footballer who at the time was one of our best players.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
She worked around professional footballers so shouldn’t have been impressed by that per se, and I actually don’t think it did her any favours, career wise, which I thought was unfair. Two single people in their early 20s in shagging each other, pissed-up at a wedding shocker. Had plenty of such experiences myself in my early 30s. She did nothing wrong.
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Do tell, which footballers did you shag at weddings
 
I never forget that look on his face when he hit Aguero on the final day. It's the kind of look you only see on the faces of twats who enjoy hurting others and playing the hard man, like a desperate schoolyard bully.

Nasty tosser, that's all he is. One of the few ex-City players I have zero time for.
 
MichaelBBack said:
I never forget that look on his face when he hit Aguero on the final day. It's the kind of look you only see on the faces of twats who enjoy hurting others and playing the hard man, like a desperate schoolyard bully.

Nasty tosser, that's all he is. One of the few ex-City players I have zero time for.
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They were on the verge of relegation and he was trying to get others sent off. Which is kind of plausible, but added to all the other incidents it doesn't wash. I thought he beating up the scouser for relentlessly tainting him about his half brother going to jail was understandable when pissed up, and something a lot of people would have done. However as these things keep happening, no matter what the excuse, shows he is incorrigible and reckless at best.
 
i♥city said:
Philosophy books? He's one of those 48 Laws of Power reading, self proclaimed "alpha" males.
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He talks about himself a lot. Sometimes in the third person mode. Tries so hard to come across as an intelligent, caring human being. It doesn’t wash. Arrogant, self centred, entitled, weak ****. Thinks it’s cool to throw his scrawny frame around other people who are probably more likely from worse backgrounds than he thins he’s from. A nasty person.
 
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