Ifwecouldjust....... said:
Saw him at the Ritz in the 70's when he was supporting Magazine.......
Excellent poet
Altogether now
I fell in love with an alien bein'
Whose skin was yellow
Whose face was green
She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare, feet like water-wings, purple hair
I was over the moon, I asked her back to my place
Then I married the monster from outer space
Our days were numbered, our nights were spent in a rent-free furnished oxygen tent
Where a cyborg chef served up moonbeams, done super-rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
When I married the monster from outer space
But when we went walking tentacle in hand, you could sense the earthlings would not understand
They'd go nudge nudge nudge when we got on the bus, saying "It's extra-terrestial, not like us;
It's bad enough with another race,
But fuck me... a monster! from outer space?"
In this kind of atmosphere love went lame she took a flier to from where she came
I read all the papers, looked up the stars "Uranus is active and so is Mars"
My horoscope was horrible, told me to my face -
Avoid monsters from outer space
In a cybernetic fit of rage, she buggered off to another age
Now she lives in 1999, with her new boyfriend, a big blob of slime
And every time I see a translucent face
I remember Eeeerrrrrtttttt from outer space.
Ta!