Joke of the Week!

[Biggsy1]

"Give it here!"
"No its Mine!"
"Let me have it"
"Its my turn"
"You had it last"
"Fuck off!"
"Come on gimme it"
"No way!"









Siamese twins having a wank!

 

[honkytonkman187]

ha ha ha ha ha - I like it

 

[simonk]

a scouse girl writes to the problem page of a teen mag.

Dear Problem Page,
Im a ten year old girl from Liverpool, and Im still a virgin.
Can you tell me, is my dad queer?

 

[mancity89]

"Give it here!"
"No its Mine!"
"Let me have it"
"Its my turn"
"You had it last"
"Fuck off!"
"Come on gimme it"
"No way!"









gary and phillip fighting over neville neville's ass!

better?

 

[mancity89]

Not even a snigger?

 

[blue 1992]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch!....











is that joke rubbish?!

 

[tueartsboots]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch!....











is that joke rubbish?

That is one of my classics ! Amazing how long it takes some people to get it !

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

a man walks into a bar, he says ouch!....











is that joke rubbish?

That is one of my classics ! Amazing how long it takes some people to get it !

On a par with; A dyslexic walks into a bra......

 

[tueartsboots]

A paedophile and 6 yr old boy waliking into the woods, boy says " I'm scared, it's getting dark the trees are spooky, it's cold and I don't where we are." Paedo replies " It's ok for you, I have to walk back on my own."


*Tin hat on and in Anderson shelter*

 

[bluemooncol]

A paedophile and 6 yr old boy waliking into the woods, boy says " I'm scared, it's getting dark the trees are spooky, it's cold and I don't where we are." Paedo replies " It's ok for you, I have to walk back on my own."


*Tin hat on and in Anderson shelter*

haha i heard that one not too long back and i nearly pissed mysen