Joke of the Week!

[tueartsboots]

What have wellington boots and George Michael got in common?








































They both get sucked off in bogs !

 

[183sash]

A paedophile and 6 yr old boy waliking into the woods, boy says " I'm scared, it's getting dark the trees are spooky, it's cold and I don't where we are." Paedo replies " It's ok for you, I have to walk back on my own."


*Tin hat on and in Anderson shelter*

first heard this as gerry mccann and madeline a couple of years ago

 

[the armchair]

ok mate,the cops are onto us,they are looking for a cool handsome mother fucker and a idiot,they already nabbed me so put your helmet on grab your crayons and run like fuck.

 

[yankblue]

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says,

"Gee, sure is hot in here"

The other one says,

"Woah! A talking muffin!"

 

[blue dallas]

what d'ya call a man with no arms?






















































shitty arse!

 

[bluereddish]

What does DNA stand for ?














National Dyslexia Association

 

[blue dallas]

What does DNA stand for ?














National Dyslexia Association

old macdonald was dyslexic....
O I, O I , E !

 

[NSBFL]

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?























.....because he's married.

 

[blue dallas]

shagged a bird last night with brittle bone disease....

what a little cracker!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Two cows in a field.

One says "Moo"

The other says "How did I know you were going to say that!"