And for them to be funny
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Another true story..................
Pierre, a very brave and notorious French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out one evening for a pleasant walk by the River Seine.
It’s a beautiful evening and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Kiss me Pierre, kiss me!”
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
‘What are you doing, Pierre?’ says the startled Marie.
‘I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot! When I have zee red meat, I ‘ave zee red wine!’
Oh Pierre, zat iz so romantic”
They continue walking hand in hand alongside the river.
The passion of love builds and Marie says, “Pierre, Pierre kiss me lower.”
Our hero tears open her blouse, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it all over her breasts.
“Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?” screams Marie.
“I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot! When I have zee white meat...........I ‘ave zee white wine!”
“Oh Pierre, Pierre, you are so romantic”
And they continue walking.
Shortly, Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, Pierre.............kiss me MUCH lower!”
Pierre immediately rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it all over her bush........then strikes a match and lights it!!!!
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, “PIERRE, PIERRE.......WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING???”
Pierre defiantly stands there, chest out and says............
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“I am Pierre, zee famoos French fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flemes!”
Pierre, a very brave and notorious French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out one evening for a pleasant walk by the River Seine.
It’s a beautiful evening and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Kiss me Pierre, kiss me!”
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
‘What are you doing, Pierre?’ says the startled Marie.
‘I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot! When I have zee red meat, I ‘ave zee red wine!’
Oh Pierre, zat iz so romantic”
They continue walking hand in hand alongside the river.
The passion of love builds and Marie says, “Pierre, Pierre kiss me lower.”
Our hero tears open her blouse, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it all over her breasts.
“Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?” screams Marie.
“I am Pierre, zee French fighter pilot! When I have zee white meat...........I ‘ave zee white wine!”
“Oh Pierre, Pierre, you are so romantic”
And they continue walking.
Shortly, Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, Pierre.............kiss me MUCH lower!”
Pierre immediately rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it all over her bush........then strikes a match and lights it!!!!
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, “PIERRE, PIERRE.......WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING???”
Pierre defiantly stands there, chest out and says............
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“I am Pierre, zee famoos French fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flemes!”
Really silly, but I like it.
dronefromsector7G
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If anybody wants a list of every famous Bugs Bunny quote, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc!
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Well, if it managed to find a smile KS55, then I guess that's mission accomplished.
Far too much negativity in the world today.
mancity2012_eamo
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Well, that’s not very positive!
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Mid Wales blue
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That’s pure gold.
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But how would we know what mask it was ?
Could have been one of three!