goalmole
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Don't forget Zelensky and the Ukrainians.
Joke thread
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Lavinda Past
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Didn't they support the Fall on a tour in the early 80s?
No, that was Boris and the Brexiteers.
Lavinda Past
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Grassland Blue
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Are you sure it was them.....?
Lavinda Past
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Lavinda Past
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My mate hasn't seen his twin brother since he left Australia.
They were separated at Perth.
They were separated at Perth.
Lavinda Past
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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
He was looking for a tight seal.
Vacuum cleaner cleaner I’d have thought
Lavinda Past
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A vacuum cleaner sucks whether it's working properly or not.
Two joggers arrive in the pub in all their gear and start talking about their sporting achievements. An old gent sitting at the bar chips in…."My brother was a good athlete. Did 400yds in under 10 seconds."
"Nobody can run that fast!" one of the joggers replies. "Who said anything about running. He fell down a pit shaft!".
"Nobody can run that fast!" one of the joggers replies. "Who said anything about running. He fell down a pit shaft!".
Hyena on his way to the water hole gets attacked by a lion and gets badly beaten up! This happens every day for a week so he decides to hire a bodyguard, next day on his way to the water hole with his bodyguard a large gorilla he is once again attacked , the gorilla swings up into a nearby tree and sits on a branch watching, the lion finishes and leaves the hyena lying on the floor the gorilla drops out of the tree, the hyena says some fucking bodyguard you are ! To which the gorilla replies … you were laughing so much I thought you were enjoying yourself!
Lavinda Past
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My mum's sister was 80% Irish.
Good old Aunty Iris.
Good old Aunty Iris.
