Joke thread

[RiversideBlue]

Always look on the bright side of life!

Rag! Lol

 

[Hertzblue]

Now we’re talking ..

 

[Travellingman]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Vienna_70]

Rag! Lol

Hilarious.

Python lover.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[KS55]

Thanks to the High Court a trans woman could be Pope.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Thanks to the High Court a trans woman could be Pope.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Casey69]

I think my mate is trying to succeed in the brewing industry he’s just started dating the daughter of an orchard owner he tells me he’s trying to get in cider !

 

[noseve]

This good ol' boy steps off the coach for his first day at Harvard.

"Ok" he says, clapping his hands with enthusiasm, "can you boys tell me where the library's at?"

Amongst the sniggers, one returning student tells him, with utter disdain "you're at Harvard now, my good man, we don't end sentences with prepositions!"

"Well in that case..." replies the fresher "can you boys tell me where the library's at, Assholes?"

 

[noseve]

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Even he couldn't stop some of those going down :-(

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I think my mate is trying to succeed in the brewing industry he’s just started dating the daughter of an orchard owner he tells me he’s trying to get in cider !

Dickens or Cummins?

 

[noseve]

A rancher asked me to help round up his cows.
"I suppose so - how many are there?"

"28"

"Well, that'll be 30 then, won't it?"

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

Some crocodiles got together to write parody songs.


It's was a Pun Croc band.

 

[Sam101]

Not many people know that Bruce Lee's sister, Simone, makes a very good living selling mobile phone contracts.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]