Joke thread

[bladdered]

I’ve heard tell of a bloke being drunk at a pub and put on his horse and the horse knowing the way home.

But how true it is, I don’t know, though it wouldn’t surprise me if it it were.

I remember there were many times that I missed the bus after having a few and had to walk home from town.

On a couple of occasions I met our cat on the way back who was out on the prowl (dirty bastard) who safely guided me home. True story.

 

[SamTheGuru]

I remember there were many times that I missed the bus after having a few and had to walk home from town.

On a couple of occasions I met our cat on the way back who was out on the prowl (dirty bastard) who safely guided me home. True story.

Sounds to me like you were just following the pussy.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[NZBlue]

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[PatK]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bladdered]

 

[noseve]

I thought he was going to say, ashen-faced, after opening his case:

"Oh bollocks, honestly, my memory - don't suppose you want to buy an encyclopedia?"

 

[noseve]

Mate of mine - Frank - looking to downsize, said he's been looking at some proper shit holes lately.

He asked the last seller: "Nice freezer - and does that three-piece-suite also come with the house?"

"Sure does" replied the vendor.

"That's great" said Frank "can we have a look inside, now?"

 

[KS55]

That took longer than it should to register

You’ll have to tell me.

 

[Vienna_70]

I think @Mad Eyed Screamer should be informed!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[chris63]

You’ll have to tell me.

And me

 

[sir baconface]