Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Slave ship my arse

 

[Grassland Blue]

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Slave ship my arse

I can see a Viking.....

 

[Bill Walker]

I went to this Eskimo restaurant. I asked to see the menu. The waiter said "we don't have a lot of options, so l'll just call them out to you" "We have Whale Meat steaks, we have Whale Meat Curry, we have Whale Meat stir-fry and of course we have the Vera Lynn" I said "what's the Vera Lynn?" He said "Whale Meat again"

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Slave ship my arse

It's all about your arse with you!! :-)

 

[blue44]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It's all about your arse with you!! :-)

That's because I am one :)

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

Just passed a stationery shop there, saw a bloke coming out with a hundred bottles of Tipp-Ex. Said to myself, Big, big mistake.

 

[A57 the snake]

An Eskimo took his broken skidoo to the garage
The mechanic looks up and says ‘ I think you’ve blown a seal, the Eskimo replies .. ‘ no mate it’s just frostbite,.

 

[bluebc]