Joke thread

Walked into B & Q the other day and a bloke in an orange jacket walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of the matter. Others may not be so lucky....


Gratuitously nicked from this months VIZ
I wonder if it's the same B&Q I went in.
There were people stuck all over the walls, shelves - everywhere.
Apparently it was a 'No more nails' bomb that went off....
 
Walked into B & Q the other day and a bloke in an orange jacket walked up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of the matter. Others may not be so lucky....


Gratuitously nicked from this months VIZ
This month being in 1998? :-)
 
64084cc3c97fc_334804039_3413454548971407_5475281928619899661_n__700.jpg
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.