Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

It's a bass.

I've got one of those in my freezer, the bloke next door caught it.

 

[KS55]

It’s not a guitar, it’s not a bass. As the man said: “This is not a pipe.”

 

[DrBlueBob]

I've got one of those in my freezer, the bloke next door caught it.

That's just a red herring Trb.

 

[Bill Walker]

As in electric bass. Also sometimes called bass guitar. Different instrument.

Definitely not a Bass guitar as it has 3 a side tuners , it's an acoustic guitar.

 

[bluebc]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

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If they took Holly off too and replaced Phil with Gordon and her with Sue from the Sooty and Sweep shows, that would be a far better watch.

 

[toolah1511]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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That reminds me of the old 'Bobby Sands buried in a snooker cue case' joke.