Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[ray21]

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[goalmole]

It's an envelope shape.

It's an open envelope shape.

 

[Barcon]

I used to mark maths papers SAT and GCSE. The question was - what is the name for this shape?
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Expected answer was, of course, a pentagon.

The answer the students gave was ‘a penthouse’. I gave them the mark. :)

The question should have been, "what is the pitch of the roof rafters"?

 

[Lavinda Past]

The question should have been, "what is the pitch of the roof rafters"?

I went to school with a girl called Ruth Rafters.

 

[Barcon]

I went to school with a girl called Ruth Rafters.

I hope you nailed her.

 

[aguero93:20]

I went to school with a girl called Ruth Rafters.

Did she have the whole class under her?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

She was always beeming.
Such a pity others slated her