Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Was she tactile, did she need to be felt, I trussed you screwed her.

We were only 9 or 10...

Of course I did. I'm not sure if she felt it though.

 

[Barcon]

We were only 9 or 10...

Of course I did. I'm not sure if she felt it though.

Surprised you were gable to get it up at that age.

 

[bluebc]

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I went to a school with a boy called Dick Seaman. I'm not joking either.

I worked alongside a bloke called Pat (P) Staines.
I found out that he used to work in the merchant navy and so he was also known as 'seaman Staines'!

 

[balotellishaircut]

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

 

[bluebc]

How do you milk sheep ?

Release another iPhone

 

[bluebc]

Milk chocolate (28%), sugar, cocoa butter, dried skimmed milk, vegetable fat, wheat flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil.
Is it just me, or are the jokes on the back of these penguin wrappers getting shitter?

 

[bluebc]

I like to lie on my cock until it goes numb. Then it feels like I'm wanking someone else off.

 

[sir baconface]

Milk chocolate (28%), sugar, cocoa butter, dried skimmed milk, vegetable fat, wheat flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil.
Is it just me, or are the jokes on the back of these penguin wrappers getting shitter?

First world problem. What about the epidemic of shrinkflation? Do you know how disappointing it is to sit on a downsized Yorkie bar?

 

[TinFoilHat]

First world problem. What about the epidemic of shrinkflation? Do you know how disappointing it is to sit on a downsized Yorkie bar?

Especially if it's not frozen...