Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[bluebc]

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Abdul the punctual wife beater used to head butt his wife every night at 8 o’clock on the dot

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Blue Mist]

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The Manchester version of that joke would have him replying 'it's a barm love, a barm not a muffin'

 

[blue44]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

One of the managers at a factory was told they were tightening their belts and he would have to lay someone in his department off.

He thought about Jack, but he had three kids to support, and then his secretary Mary who had just secured a mortgage on a new house, so he was in a bit of a dilemma.

He went to see Mary and said “Mary I either have to lay you or Jack off”

Mary said “You will have to Jack off, It's the wrong time of the month"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Nobody seems to give a shit if its football fans, when we played Villareal anywhere in our stand apart from front you couldn't see the net below who designed that FFS.

We were in a net, or didn't they call it the Bird Cage to make it sound a bit more romantic ??