Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

I used to donate blood, but it was always the same stupid questions; whose is it? Why is it in a bucket?

 

[Uwe Already]

My seven year old son came down the stairs wearing a rucksack this morning.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

He said, "Running away."

“Running away, hey?" I laughed, "And where are you running to?"

“Errrrrrr.....Spain" he replied.

“Very nice" I said, "It's lovely there. Where in Spain are you going?"

He said, "I don't know, mummy didn't say."

 

[imrebanana]

 

[johnnytapia]

My old man had one of them. I don’t think there’s a shed in the UK that doesn’t have one lying around. Along with a bag of cement, gone hard.

And a jar of screws, several, if not all, are Whitworth thread.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Sad to hear that the man who invented anagrams passed away today.

May he erect a penis.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

My old man had one of them. I don’t think there’s a shed in the UK that doesn’t have one lying around. Along with a bag of cement, gone hard.

….and a gun for fillers.

 

[KS55]

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All the FOCs have liked this!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

And a jar of screws, several, if not all, are Whitworth thread.

Dont forget the wooden spirit level and the drill chuck key

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sad to hear that the man who invented anagrams passed away today.

May he erect a penis.

Spine. Snipe ??