Joke thread

[bluebc]

As I walked along the street with my mate, I suddenly stopped beside a tree and said, "Look, a missing poster."

"What poster?" he asked.

"Exactly," I said.

 

[bluebc]

Last week I got lost in the jungle...luckly I had a compass, so I was able to draw perfect circles with a pencil.

 

[dobingsdobber]

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Haha,that dog shitting in the background.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[BackofJeanette]

A variety of rawl plugs, red, yellow, blue and brown. And a bradawl. And somewhere in the house, a Haynes manual (or two) for a car that hasn’t been owned for at least 28 years.

I've still got a Mk 1 Cortina manual.

 

[johnnytapia]

I've still got a Mk 1 Cortina manual.

No good to me or my dad with our MK II 1600E.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[balotellishaircut]

I watched an odd porn film last night.

It was just a fat bloke crying and wanking.

Then I realised I hadn’t turned the Tv on yet.

 

[blue44]