Joke thread

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[johnnytapia]

Took me a while......but I got there.

Can you help me please. I can’t “see” it.

 

[hammocity]

Took me a while......but I got there.

I looked for about 10 minutes, couldn’t get it then revisited later and got it. I went for a job at Manchester airport some years ago, got through the interview but failed the spatial awareness test twice, some brains just don’t see things.

 

[hammocity]

Can you help me please. I can’t “see” it.

It’s a man with his bald head hovering over the baby

 

[johnnytapia]

I looked for about 10 minutes, couldn’t get it then revisited later and got it. I went for a job at Manchester airport some years ago, got through the interview but failed the spatial awareness test twice, some brains just don’t see things.

What did you have to do? Parallel park a 747 ?!?

 

[johnnytapia]

It’s a man with his bald head hovering over the baby

Fucking hell. So it is. Ta

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Fucking hell. So it is. Ta

I was about to say ‘kiss my ass’ as a clue.
Might have confused you more though.

 

[hammocity]

What did you have to do? Parallel park a 747 ?!?

Unbelievably it was for the baggage checking job on the scanner, checking for illegal items. The test to me was so difficult and I’m pretty good at maths but just couldn’t pass the test. You can go online and have a go, it’s the same tests they use for pilots, architects, etc.

 

[johnnytapia]

Unbelievably it was for the baggage checking job on the scanner, checking for illegal items. The test to me was so difficult and I’m pretty good at maths but just couldn’t pass the test. You can go online and have a go, it’s the same tests they use for pilots, architects, etc.

I’m absolutely shite at all that stuff, non-verbal reasoning tests etc.
Good job I’m not a teacher....

 

[goalmole]

took me far longer than it should have done

What did you think it was before you realised what it actually was?