Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[kippaxneil]

My uncle used to say "the secret of good theatre is to always keep them wanting more"......
Lovely bloke .... terrible anaesthetist.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

My dentist said I needed to have a tooth taken out, he came towards me with a syringe I said No, I can't stand injections.

Dentist - You'll have to have gas then.

Me - No, I can't stand anything covering my face.

Dentist - How are you with pills?

Me - Yes I'm fine with pills.

He held out a blue pill,

Me - I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller.

Dentist - It isn't, but it'll give you something to hold onto during the most painful part!

 

[Uwe Already]

My dentist said I needed to have a tooth taken out, he came towards me with a syringe I said No, I can't stand injections.

Dentist - You'll have to have gas then.

Me - No, I can't stand anything covering my face.

Dentist - How are you with pills?

Me - Yes I'm fine with pills.

He held out a blue pill,

Me - I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller.

Dentist - It isn't, but it'll give you something to hold onto during the most painful part!

I only tried viagra once, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours…

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[roman totale]

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I’ve told you once…

 

[bluethrunthru]

Grant Shapps as defence secretary.................... oh shit just realised that isn't a joke

 

[Cellarite]

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