Joke thread

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[KS55]

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Which one has TWO Arses?

 

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Which one has TWO Arses?

none
four arses
four women
check yer eyes
;-)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

 

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Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

Lovely view.

 

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[kippaxneil]

I can't stand people who always think they're worse off than everybody else.
My mate Don is brilliant. Years ago, he had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs.
But, does he make a song and dance about it?...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I bet on a horse today at twenty to one..

It came in at twenty past four.

Mine got beat a nose somebody in the crowd through a tin of meat at it, stewards had the jockey in he said it got hampered

The one I bet finished so late, it had to tiptoe back into the stables, so it didn't wake the other horses

 

[havefaith]