Joke thread

[dobingsdobber]

Which English king was often heard to say : "I don't care if you dyslexic that's 1000 shillings fine."

King Cnut.

Which English king was often heard to say : "I don't care if you dyslexic that's 500 shillings fine."

King Harthacnut

Which English king was often heard to say : "Health scare over, I was just bunged up by some leaves."

Alfred the Grate.

Last one especially made me laugh.

 

[blue44]

 

[A57 the snake]

Which English king was often heard to say : "I don't care if you're dyslexic that's 1000 shillings fine."

King Cnut.

Which English king was often heard to say : "I don't care if you're dyslexic that's 500 shillings fine."

King Harthacnut

Which English king was often heard to say : "Health scare over, I was just bunged up by some leaves."

Alfred the Grate.

Which English King invented fractions?

Henry the eighth

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Which English King invented fractions?

Henry the eighth

Which English king invented rhyming slang.


Richard the third.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

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Aside from the obvious like someone elses boiling jizz, that is a reason I wont go in sex ponds. Fucking hot tub parties. No thankyou

 

[balotellishaircut]

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours last night
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road

 

[balotellishaircut]

What’s red and white and sits in a tree ?


A sanitary Owl

 

[ancoats]

i just love jethro

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Bill Walker]