Joke thread

Some friends came over to our place for the eclipse on Monday. One of their cousins was getting married, during the eclipse, because they thought it would be cool. What they didn’t think about, of course, was how much of an imposition it would be on all the people they invited. Obviously, our friends didn’t go.
 
all these memes are wank.

what's wrong with normal written/spoken jokes?...





what do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?
warren

what do you call someone with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
bob

what do you call someone with no arms and legs under a pile of leaves?
russell

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
cliff

what do you call someone playing pool with a pint balanced on their head?
beatrix potter
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.