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A woman was taking a tour round a hospital and passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously, “Oh goodness, that’s disgraceful” she said “Why is he doing that?”
The doctor leading the tour calmly explained that the man had a serious condition where his testicles rapidly filled with semen, and that if it wasn’t released several times a day, his testicles would burst.
The woman says “Oh I suppose that’s Ok then”
As they pass the next room, another man can be seen having a nurse perform oral sex on him. The woman screams at the doctor “how can that possibly be justified in a hospital?”
The doctor replies “Oh he has the same condition as the other man, but this man is with BUPA
The doctor leading the tour calmly explained that the man had a serious condition where his testicles rapidly filled with semen, and that if it wasn’t released several times a day, his testicles would burst.
The woman says “Oh I suppose that’s Ok then”
As they pass the next room, another man can be seen having a nurse perform oral sex on him. The woman screams at the doctor “how can that possibly be justified in a hospital?”
The doctor replies “Oh he has the same condition as the other man, but this man is with BUPA
