Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I moaned about it when Mrs Lavinda told me she wanted to go to see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland.

Then I saw her face...

Now I'm in Geneva.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Goldilocks did an ancestor search and found that after all she had forebears.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I had a few jokes about BDSM but I can't tell them... One gag left me speechless.

 

[Blue Mist]

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If she got a pen as a lovely gift..... why is she replying by email ?
Surely a card from an independent retailer that encapsulated the moment and the wonderment she felt on receiving such a wonderful gift would have portrayed her feelings in a far better way ?

 

[Lavinda Past]

If she got a pen as a lovely gift..... why is she replying by email ?
Surely a card from an independent retailer that encapsulated the moment and the wonderment she felt on receiving such a wonderful gift would have portrayed her feelings in a far better way ?

You have a point there. It's a very poorly crafted joke. I can only offer my humble apologies for posting it.... In other words...

 

[jimharri]

I had a few jokes about BDSM but I can't tell them... One gag left me speechless.

Do you work in a factory that makes Christmas crackers? Just asking, like.

 

[Blue Mist]

You have a point there. It's a very poorly crafted joke. I can only offer my humble apologies for posting it.... In other words...

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I'm just fighting back (insert one of those smiley things here)

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There was a woman selling batteries down the park.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Scientists have just discovered a fossilised dinosaur fart.

They say it's a blast from the past