A bloke is on his way home after spending time at his mistress' house.
When he realised that he smelled of her perfume.
So he went to a nearby pub, drank a couple of glasses of whisky and headed home.
His wife met him at the door, smelled him and bellowed at him "You stupid idiot! You can spray yourself with women’s perfume, but I'll still know that you've been drinking".
When he realised that he smelled of her perfume.
So he went to a nearby pub, drank a couple of glasses of whisky and headed home.
His wife met him at the door, smelled him and bellowed at him "You stupid idiot! You can spray yourself with women’s perfume, but I'll still know that you've been drinking".
