Joke thread

[flook]

I see United have turned down a massive sponsorship deal from a dog food company. Apparently, having "Winalot" on their shirts was thought to be unrealistic

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

No gender problems in the women's beach volleyball

 

[Uwe Already]

I used to be scared of gardening, but then I grew a pear and now I’m over it!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've got a mate who just won a holiday for him and four mates, plus £4,000 spending money.

He asked me if I was free the last two weeks in October and I confirmed that I was...

The bastard wants me to put his bins out!

 

[Grassland Blue]

So me and the wife were shopping in Morrisons when she said "I'm sure thar's Guardiola over there by the freezers".
"I don't know if it is or not".
"Well go over and ask him".
So I walked over and said, "Excuse me, are you Pep?"
"Si".......

 

[Barcon]

So me and the wife were shopping in Morrisons when she said "I'm sure thar's Guardiola over there by the freezers".
"I don't know if it is or not".
"Well go over and ask him".
So I walked over and said, "Excuse me, are you Pep?"
"Si".......

I wot m8?

 

[NZBlue]