Joke thread

[Big Swifty]

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It should be "used to tell my brother and ME" (They told my brother and they told me)

 

[johnnytapia]

I’d go back to 1974 in a flash if I could, just for one particular day.

Fucking well done Dennis.

Tueart signing for City?

 

[Sid C]

Tueart signing for City?

No mate, same first name but Denis Law with a very tidy back heel.

 

[johnnytapia]

No mate, same first name but Denis Law with a very tidy back heel.

Not same first name- hence my question!! (Check spelling in your original post) :-)

 

[BimboBob]

er he's nicked their cave.

Nicked Cave then.

It's still shit.

 

[Sid C]

Not same first name- hence my question!! (Check spelling in your original post) :-)

Got you :)

 

[johnnytapia]

Got you :)

No probs!

 

[dickie davies]

For those that don't look at the politics forum
Credit @bluethrunthru

funny

 

[JRockBlues]

Who is Herman's Hermits least favourite solo artist ?

Nick Cave.

Should be their most favourite.

Maybe he gave him some Bad Seeds to plant in his vegetable garden.

 

[LWashington]

Maybe he gave him some Bad Seeds to plant in his vegetable garden.

That was because they were actually from his flower garden, where the wild roses grow.