Joke thread

[J.G.Blue.]

Welcome back !!!

No go away again!!! :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

What do you call a German who sprays the cubicle after a shit?


Herr Freschner

 

[jimharri]

Hadn't been on here for a few days. It's, er, refreshing (?) to see the quality of the jokes hasn't changed.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Hadn't been on here for a few days. It's, er, refreshing (?) to see the quality of the jokes hasn't changed.

Same here Jim... The quality seems to have improved significantly in the last hour or so.

 

[jimharri]

Same here Jim... The quality seems to have improved significantly in the last hour or so.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A new National Lottery has just been announced for Greenland

You've got to be Inuit to win it

 

[Lavinda Past]

Thanks to the new Labour government, I've been able to drastically reduce my energy bills by emptying my freezer and keeping the contents in my nan's living room.

 

[kippaxneil]

Greggs have announced that from next year, they are planning to start a delivery service using drones.
Sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!!!

 

[NorCalBlue]

Geeze.

Don’t scare him off again!

 

[Lavinda Past]

I just found out cock-fighting is done with chickens....

That's a year of training down the drain.