Joke thread

[idahoblues]

He was having a house built. I remember seeing the rough in’s and slab pic

I remember and thinking thank fuck I don’t have to deal with the soffit, fascia and siding on that one side

 

[idahoblues]

He was having a house built. I remember seeing the rough in’s and slab pic

My sister in law just got back from there, went from very hot to not so hot

 

[Bill Walker]

My sister in law just got back from there, went from very hot to not so hot

26 and sunny today.. beautiful weather.

Mount Tibrogargan.

 

[NorCalBlue]

Haven’t understood a single joke in the last page and a half

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Indaparkside]

I fucking hate people who take drugs
You know like

Police and customs officers

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[KS55]

Heinz have just announced that their Italian subsidiary has gone into administrone.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

Cyclops: (Doing crossword) "How do you spell Hawaii?"
Wife: (Biting lip) "You need two i's."
Cyclops: (Putting pen down) "My life is just one big joke to you isn't it Linda?"