Joke thread

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

She was only the ex footballers daughter
But she got her toes sucked by her micro dicked wanker dad.

Any good?

Don’t know.
I’ve never tried it.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

She was only the garage hands daughter
But she knew the smell of Benzole.

 

[LWashington]

She was only the undertaker's daughter,
but she liked a stiff in her box.

 

[LWashington]

She was only the butcher's daughter,
But her undercut was always dripping.

She was only the golfer's daughter,
but she kept her fringe well trimmed and played with extra shiff shafts.

She was only the race starter's daughter,
she wore frilly knickers ..... and they're off!

She was only the tennis photographer's daughter,
but she loved giving everyone a quick flash of her lovely slice.

 

[dickie davies]

She was only the zoo keeper's daughter and she'd seen a cockatoo

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

She was only a sailor’s daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.

 

[theinvisibleman]

She was only a mineral maker's daughter but she knew how to Slack & Cox

 

[Blue Mist]

She was only a sailor’s daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.

Pilots daughter Shirley


Just sayin'

 

[KS55]

Pilots daughter Shirley


Just sayin'

Nope. Look up your boat parts!

 

[DrBlueBob]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKDi_9bJr_cCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Nope. Look up your boat parts!

Are you getting stern with him?

 

[Blue Mist]

Nope. Look up your boat parts!

Ah, you mean a protected, somewhat enclosed space on deck, usually from where the boat is controlled or steered.

Why didn't you say.


Giggle.

 

[Blue Mist]

He was only a Canadian carpenter
But he knew what a moose was for

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

She was only an Italian bricklayers daughter,
But it was no cement ta be.


Sorry sorry sorry.

 

[manchester blue]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https://picclick.co.uk/Picture-PostcardEton-High-Street-The-Cockpit-293334522525.html&psig=AOvVaw2gDAxwSd-rd78GlQgqbb__&ust=1650988521169000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAwQjRxqFwoTCKDi_9bJr_cCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Don’t get it.

 

[Barcon]

He was only a Canadian carpenter
But he knew what a moose was for

Luvin.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Pilots daughter Shirley


Just sayin'

She was only the pilot's daughter but by helicopter.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

She was only the sat navs man's daughter but she could tell one when one will arrive