Joke thread

[blue44]

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[KS55]

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Needs a footy button.

 

[blue44]

Needs a footy button.

Arf !

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Needs a foot wank button.

 

[inchy14]

Is it bad that I was hoping for crocodiles?

Not just me then!!

 

[metalblue]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[balotellishaircut]

My wife said the cat needed to be chipped.

I only had a 9 iron, but I managed to get it over the shed.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I said to the wife “bollocks I can’t find my car keys”

She said “maybe you should look harder”

So I shaved off my hair and got a couple of tattoos

 

[roman totale]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

My wife said the cat needed to be chipped.

I only had a 9 iron, but I managed to get it over the shed.

Own up
Admit it
You're Kurt Zouma

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

 

[Match Fixer]

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Double ricin with a reverse twist me thinks.

 

[dickie davies]

The replies to the tweet are comedy gold