Out on blue 6
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That's the grand slamI'll be dueced if I'm getting involved in this pun train.
That's the grand slamI'll be dueced if I'm getting involved in this pun train.
I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.
I’m out
It might be an advantage to having a seeding system instead...?I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.
My partner said she needed my balls.Serves them right.
If only you suggested that be-forehand I might have offered you a backhand-er.It might be an advantage to having a seeding system instead...?
Sounds like you need new balls. I also recommend getting Head, next time.My partner said she needed my balls.
I said they‘d be a bit moist and dirty.
but she didn’t care, she just needed them now.
So I got my sack out,
and she took the two balls in one hand,
she juggles them about and checks how bouncy they are.
I asked if she liked them?
She replied that although they were damp, a bit smelly and bald, they were ok.
Then she stuck one in her knickers, and gave the other one a good smacking.
I fucking love mixed doubles tennis!
She was highly strung.Sounds like you need new balls. I also recommend getting Head, next time.
I've Wade it up and think you'd just be Flushing money down the drain.If only you suggested that be-forehand I might have offered you a backhand-er.