Joke thread

[sir baconface]

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[dickie davies]

 

[Blue Mist]

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If that was Sterling..... no penalty

 

[Bill Walker]

A message to the low life that broke into my house last night and stole my antidepressants.

I hope you're happy now!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A Welsh bloke persuades his girfriend to try anal for the first time. He says, "If it hurts too much, yell the safety word and I'll stop." She says, "OK, what's the safety word?" "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!"

 

[meltonblue]

Remember the singer Yazz? She now works as a lift attendant.

She’s not very good at it...

 

[Uwe Already]

The following programme about “Ageing Denim” contains some distressing scenes…

 

[mat]

The following programme about “Ageing Denim” contains some distressing scenes…

Is that the first line from the latest Grand Tour episode?

 

[goalmole]

If that was Sterling..... no penalty

Sterling would probably have got booked for inconveniencing the defender.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

but no gnus is good gnus

Not if you’re the gnus!