Joke thread

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Uwe Already]

My mate is a one armed waiter - he can dish it out, but he can’t take it…

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[hammocity]

Egg and Bacon in a Frying Pan, Egg says:

“It’s hot in here”

Bacon

“Fuck me a Talking Egg”.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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I though surely Bill is not going to post a joke about cheese names, Then I realised Edam well is....................

 

[Blue Mist]

I though surely Bill is not going to post a joke about cheese names, Then I realised Edam well is....................

At least he did it very Caerphilly

 

[Cellarite]

Egg and Bacon in a Frying Pan, Egg says:

“It’s hot in here”

Bacon

“Fuck me a Talking Egg”.

Surely the bacon talking is equally as bizarre, if not more!

 

[hammocity]

Surely the bacon talking is equally as bizarre, if not more!

That’s the irony that turns it into a joke!!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Name one good thing about Switzerland.

Well the flag is a big plus.

 

[balotellishaircut]

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a slice of bread.

The birds were all over me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Surely the bacon talking is equally as bizarre, if not more!

It could have been Kevin Bacon...

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Surely the bacon talking is equally as bizarre, if not more!

Yes, but only the bacon had its bike outside.

 

[KS55]

Surely the bacon talking is equally as bizarre, if not more!

Er yes….that‘s the joke. (Vintage 1926)

 

[Cellarite]

Yes, but only the bacon had its bike outside.

Aah right. Why didn't he fucking just say so?