Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

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I had a mate who had his shed broken into and the only thing that they nicked was his wife's bicycle saddle.

 

[blue44]

I had a mate who had his shed broken into and the only thing that they nicked was his wife's bicycle saddle.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Ian Brown ( anything he says in November)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Meanwhile, in Liverpool at 11 am, Sunday

 

[Bill Walker]

A truck full of Vicks vapour rub has capsized on the M6, police say I'm not expecting any congestion.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A truck full of fruit preserves has shed it's load on the M62, police say they are expecting some jams.

 

[JASR]

A truck full of fruit preserves has shed it's load on the M62, police say they are expecting some jams.

There was a 3 way truck crash on my route home on the motorway - a custard lorry , a jelly lorry and a cream lorry came together.
I was a trifle inconvenienced.

 

[blue44]