Joke thread

[jimharri]

If you're here for the yodelling lessons, form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

 

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I phoned my local council this afternoon
asking if I could have permission to have a skip
outside my house

The woman from the council said

" go for it you fat bastard,you could do with some excercise "

 

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So that woman from the council got me thinking

Tonight after work I spent 45 minutes on the treadmill

Tomorrow,my goal is to turn it on.

 

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A Manc accent joke

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

The judges werent impressed with her snatch, though

Aah. One of my favourite Colemanballs from Pat Glenn......... "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was magnificent!"

 

[Kippax77]

I phoned my local council this afternoon
asking if I could have permission to have a skip
outside my house

The woman from the council said

" go for it you fat bastard,you could do with some excercise "

Tickled me that

 

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[bluethrunthru]

It was when he inserted the thermometer into the rectum that I became aroused and the inevitable erection occurred......

"Sir" said the vet " could you please leave the room while I examine your dog...."

 

[Uwe Already]

Pritt isn’t the most effective lip balm, but I couldn’t complain

 

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