Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

Yes, but where did she fuck off too?
I don't get it.

Neither did the fella in the joke; there was no one in.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

This lady told me to "come over, there is no body is home"

So I went over and there was no body home.

Have you been back to see if there is anyone at home later?

 

[lawton mellor]

Have you been back to see if there is anyone at home later?

What time is she due back? do the neighbours know? is it a muffin?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

What time is she due back? do the neighbours know? is it a muffin?

I think she had her baps out, last time I looked through the window!

 

[lawton mellor]

I think she had her baps out, last time I looked through the window!

Did she have a cobb on?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Did she have a cobb on?

Nope, just a rye smile on her face.

 

[snorky]

Is she the chubby blonde pornstar with a penchant for gobbling buckfast?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Nellies left peg]

Did she have a cobb on?

No just a barmy look on her face

 

[moggymoz]

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Hahaha, can't believe this is still on here, Mods you need to step up ;)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Did she have a cobb on?

No, she definitely wasn’t at the stove!

 

[crazyg]

No just a barmy look on her face

Keep it up.
You're on a roll.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Keep it up.
You're on a roll.

Ok wrap it up

 

[crazyg]

Ok wrap it up

Agreed. Put it with the rest of the large batch of other puns.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Not a joke but made me laugh (shouldn't really) - True story apparently.
A woman in Russia was nearly 6'3" tall and all her life, her height caused her great anxiety.
Surgeons agreed an operation to remove around 5" of bone from her Tibias.
The operation was a total success. But, the first time she was able to walk again BIG PROBLEM!
Due to her reduced height, now, her arms reached below her knees.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Not a joke but made me laugh (shouldn't really) - True story apparently.
A woman in Russia was nearly 6'3" tall and all her life, her height caused her great anxiety.
Surgeons agreed an operation to remove around 5" of bone from her Tibias.
The operation was a total success. But, the first time she was able to walk again BIG PROBLEM!
Due to her reduced height, now, her arms reached below her knees.

Genii : You have one wish.

Bloke : I want my cock to touch the floor.

Flash of light; bloke's legs fall off.

Is yours really true?

 

[i kne albert davy]

Hahaha, can't believe this is still on here, Mods you need to step up ;)

You've had the fanny picture removed and not even replaced by CR7