Joke thread

[DrBlueBob]

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[Sheriff Fatman]

There was a 3 way truck crash on my route home on the motorway - a custard lorry , a jelly lorry and a cream lorry came together.
I was a trifle inconvenienced.

A lorry load of terrapins overturned in the centre of Newcastle yesterday.

Police said it was turtle mayhem.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A lorry carrying a load of sinus sprays has crashed on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours

 

[Ancient Citizen]

A truck full of fruit preserves has shed it's load on the M62, police say they are expecting some jams.

A elephant has just been seen doing a ton on the M6.
Motorists have been told to treat it as a roundabout.

 

[LWashington]

A truck full of dangerous big cats has shed its load on the M1. Police say to expect a snarl up.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A lorry carrying pepper mills has crashed on the M6. Traffic has ground to a halt.

 

[LWashington]

An ice cream truck has shed its load on the M62. Police say that 2 lanes have been completely coned off but the other lane is fab.

 

[DrBlueBob]

An ice cream truck has shed its load on the M62. Police say that 2 lanes have been completely coned off but the other lane is fab.

Hundreds and thousands of motorists have been delayed.

 

[LWashington]

Hundreds and thousands of motorists have been delayed.

Apart from one car that zoomed past.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A truck full of dangerous big cats has shed its load on the M1. Police say to expect a snarl up.

Was a Jaguar involved?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

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[blue44]

 

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[J.G.Blue.]

I knew a bloke who got addicted to drinking brake fluid although he told me he had no problem stopping.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of the 4 wanted terrorists. Bin Dealin', Bin Snortin' and Bin Robbin'. A spokesman said there's still no sign of Bin Workin'.

 

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[bluemoon32]

Don't understand all the fuss over the Liverpool Cab bombing.
More innocent people died on the Alex Baldwin film set.