Joke thread

[LWashington]

Suitcase puns.?
On this thread?

LOCK IT

I'm glad you've got that off your chest.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Mr Elephant lost his baggage at an airport.

When he rang the lost property office, he made a trunk call

 

[blue44]

k

 

[slick]

 

[slick]

 

[slick]

 

[Nellies left peg]

 

[slick]

 

[RiversideBlue]

This made me giggle, fair play:-

 

[manclad]

What do a sheet of toilet paper and Captain Jim Kirk have in common ??











They both wipe out Klingons !!!

 

[Dogtanian]

I asked an old guy why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks.

He replied, "They're McCains!"

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not a joke as such, just an observation but....why has the Off Topic forum been reduced to 8 th place. Is it because some girlies won something and one of them took their top off or am I missing something. Clearly a case of sexism at its finest.

 

[BimboBob]

The lovely Sara

Sara...?

 

[blue44]

What do a sheet of toilet paper and Captain Jim Kirk have in common ??











They both wipe out Klingons !!!

Back of the class lad !

 

[elbearos]

Sara...?

Sara Jean Underwood

 

[manclad]

Back of the class lad !

Sorry headmaster !!

 

[blue44]

Sorry headmaster !!

that alan harpers tash mate .

 

[manclad]

that alan harpers tash mate .

Ok fair enough.
That must mean that you are headmistress then

 

[blue44]

Ok fair enough.
That must mean that you are headmistress then

expelled !!!

 

[Nellies left peg]